May 31
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I need this in my life
They’re only $35… I want this.
Bitch … get. the. fuck. outta. here. I just had the largest Nerd-gasm of my life.
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May 30
I don’t have a birthmark….
well shit, someone stabbed me in the goddamn neck.
My ankle? How the fuck does that work?
God, past me
way to get stabbed in the VAGINA
Blunt trauma to the forehead…
Not surprising.
Literally stabbed in the back, between my shoulder blades. Also, my stomach/ribcage area. o-o
I got shot in the right shoulder blade… The bullet went really far into my internal organs :P
Stabbed and shot right above my butt crack. What the hell was going on there?
i got so many its not even funny, i was screwed ahah
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